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Avatar of Vengeance@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 8 天前

How many raw onions does your wife let you eat?

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How many raw onions does your wife let you eat?

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    About treee fiddy

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    As many as I want, which happens to be zero.

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    Though she’s the only one who could stop me, she’s never tried.

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    It has never come up

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    She’s not the boss of me. I don’t need permission

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    As many as i want. I eat raw onion on my hotdog frequently

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    Threeve onions

    But only the yellow ones that you carry on your belt. The white ones are too scarce due to the wars

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    Four.

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    As much as I want, we divorced.

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    We haven’t hit a limit

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    None. I don’t have a wife. But yes I’ve eaten raw onions before (just small wild onions though, I’m not a savage, I promise)

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    wym?

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    I heard about onion and limburger cheese sandwiches and I wanted to try one for some reason. They aren’t lying about that cheese, it smells disgusting.

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      Delicious!

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