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EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 9 days ago

what if instead of phrenology we had friendnology and we all got along and went out to get pizza together

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what if instead of phrenology we had friendnology and we all got along and went out to get pizza together

EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 9 days ago
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    what if it was frenology and we had a sociologist research the reason why 4chan fascists talk to each other like goo goo ga ga babies

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      i think it would be better to just barbara-pit them all instead of studying those 4chan weirdos

      • Meltyheartlove [love/loves, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        stalin-approval

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    knight-nod

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    I imagine friendnology as a big group of friends who constantly compliment each other on their perfect skull shapes

    • EstraDoll [she/her, he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      your skull is the pinnacle of craniometric perfection

      measurehead speech-l speech-r measurehead

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           round boobs with pointy nipples 
        

        measurehead speech-l speech-r measurehead

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          oh lmao, i wasn’t the only one to see that

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    Pizza is the food of the proletariat because it can be cut and eaten communally

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      what about a communal bowl of cap’n crunch? one large bowl, dozens of sporks (for milk conservation)

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    what if we could determine what kind of pizza you like by the shape of your skull?

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