Godzilla does get eaten by Orga in Godzilla 2000 lol

The next godzilla will be made out of micro plastics

a particle of Godzilla is lodged in each one of us

Is that why I’m a bit constipated?

The real Godzilla was inside us all along.

ACTUALLY it’s Jet Jaguar that can shrink down to the size

I am Godzilla, and you are too.

Ahm *adjusts glasses* akshually what you are referring to is Godzilla’s monster. Godzilla is the scientist who merely created the monster.

Actually I have Mothra inside me.

he’s destroying this nonbinussy like its a tokyo skyscraper

godzilla is just his nickname because he’s such a fantastic top. lol

wishing a happy godzilla to everyone on the planet