Cat likes this GD window, and likes for it to be open. She will sit in the hallway and wail until someone walks over to see what she wants. As soon as you get close she will lad you to the window. Sometimes the dumbass will jump on before I have the window open, and fall her ass off the ledge.

I usually holler TEN MINUTES, because she isn’t paying the goddamned electric bill, I am. Here, I am trying to shame her into closing the window because the skeeters are bad right now, the window screen is ill fitting and it’s also hot as fuck and she doesn’t currently have a job. She is a terrorist. I dunno if you can tell but she is not happy that I told her to move because I’m counting to twelve then closing the window. I warned her.