Oops!
High Noon is recalling some of its vodka seltzer drinks because they were mislabeled as nonalcoholic Celsius energy drinks, according to a recall notice posted Wednesday by the Food and Drug Administration (FDA).
High Noon is recalling two production lots of High Noon Beach Variety packs. Some of these 12-can packs have cans that are filled with High Noon vodka seltzer alcohol and are mislabeled as “CELSIUS® ASTRO VIBE™ Energy Drink, Sparkling Blue Razz Edition” with a silver top.
Setting aside that High Noon should clearly be a THC seltzer, this is the most plausible excuse for a DWI I’ve heard of. “But officer, I only had two energy drinks.”
The amount of fuckups that they must have done… that should result in an FDA audit.
Like… are you doing any quality control?
If there was an FDA anymore, sigh
That is a valid point