• Fredselfish@lemmy.world
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    5 days ago

    If there that many urinals and you come stand right next to me, I feel inclined to turn around and piss on your shoes.

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        4 days ago

        We’ve figured out what happened to the Wrigley Field bathrooms (continuously, every minute or so, for decades)!

        I am, of course joking. We all know the

        actual probable cause

        Beer impairs aim and judgement.

        • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          4 days ago

          And, yet, returning the favor like some tourist unclear on local greeting customs and just going with the flow… Not smiled upon. 🤷🏽‍♂️ Humans are weird.