At least the bottom right customer has a reasonable question.

I walked into a store and asked them if they were open once when I was eleven years old. In my defence, it was winter, it was an ice cream parlour, and the employees were all sitting around a table like they were on break (they probably didn’t have anything else to do because it was an ice cream parlour in the winter before smartphones were a thing). I got my ice cream, so all was well UwU