Trump debriefed the press with a sly grin, “folks, we got 'em”. The South Park pair are formally charged with domestic terrorism and openly practicing satanism. They are set to be deported to CECOT on the 1st of August.

The president had a front row seat to the livestream of SEAL Six kicking down their door and pointing rifles at their faces in their sleep. Trump spoke over an intercom in the situation room being broadcasted through one of the soldier’s phones, “you are very nasty people, very rude, you’ll see how funny it is in Mexico [an aid chimed in that it’s actually El Salvador] uh yeah Salvador, whatever, take them away!”