Y’all are going camping together and not inviting me. This needs to stop! I want to go toooooooo!!!
We have yurts, we have hunting eagles, we have horses, we have composite bows, we have throat singing, we have raids
Actually whats the line between long term camping and being a steppe nomad?
Confucianism during the yuan dynasty
We’re having a struggle session over whether you ‘toast’ marshmallows or ‘roast’ marshmallows.
In my tendency we don’t do marshmallows, only chocolate and graham crackers touch our lips
Actually prescribing the correct way to prepare a marshmallow is just another indication of the latent authoritarian flaws in your ideology. Taste is subjective and fire inherently chaotic, each marshmallow is different, each fire different, and the conditions of each preparation (indeed the fire may not be involved at all!) a subtle dance of infinite variables.
True revolutionaries trust the toaster to figure out how they would like their own marshmallow, and each camp to arrange their own ettique sensitive to local conditions.
okay can we at least agree smores are absolute shite
Sounds like seppo bullshit so I’m inclined to agree. Is this leftist unity?
My personal opinion is a slow toast that liquifies the entire center leaving only a micrometer thick browned crust containing the goo.
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I’m starting a new sect which is a cult of personality based on smorism
we just don’t want your smell to attract bears
This is just more anti-bidetism. I’m being singled out for my values!
it’s too hot to go camping
Bad faith campist argument. Invite me to the camping group chat.
Sorry camps full I needed space for my camping dort
Owls are so selfish. I will work day and night to cleanse the owls from this instance!
Mao’s four pests 四害 were actually mosquito, rat, fly and owl, but the revolutionary transcribing his directive had only just learnt to write to didn’t know the hanzi for owl and wrote sparrow instead
Fun fact, they actually did kill some owls but it caused the dirt population in some areas to explode and caused serious ecological reprocussions
Too many bugs.
And another thing! Where’s the fun in sitting around with a sniper rifle waiting for someone to come into view? Go! Run around the map! Be free! Stop being campists!
Im more of a second-glampist
mum said you need to invite me to your glamp sessions
