Everyone’s favorite flavor: round
Nobody likes flat soda.
“oat barista” sounds like the name of a game marketed towards horse girls
hell yeah i’d suck a plant wiener
kiki flavor
boba flavorI prefer my flavors sharper
I really wish naturli’ hadnt bumped up their prices I remember when they were literally half the price only like five years ago. Now their sale price is more than what they used to go for normally and they’ve added seven hundred flavors I don’t care for. Harumph
Its made with like a nickel of raw goods and a dime of labor.
They be dabbing on us.
i liked their smoked s*lmon slices when i visited denmark but i’m pretty sure lidl sells them in other european countries for 2/3 of the price
The loss of aldi was the greatest loss to Danish vegans in recent memory.
good shop op
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WIENER MELANGE
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AI gen?
I don’t think so. I think it’s an actual product sold in Denmark.
wow lol
I lived in Japan and there the use of English as a sort of toy for language is very common - Engrish. It surprises me that Denmark would have something similar. Maybe it’s revenge for Häagen-Dazs which is gibberish.
The following sounds like it was written by Häagen-Dazs’s marketing department. “Tribute” my ass.
Origin of brand name
“Häagen-Dazs” is an invented pseudo-Scandinavian phrase coined by the American Reuben Mattus, in a quest for a brand name that he claimed was Danish-sounding. However, the company’s pronunciation of the name ignores the letters “ä” and “s”, and letters like “ä” or digraphs like “zs” do not exist in Danish. According to Mattus, it was a tribute to Denmark’s exemplary treatment of its Jews during the Second World War, and included an outline map of Denmark on early labels.
Mattus felt that Denmark was also known for its dairy products and had a positive image in the United States. His daughter Doris Hurley reported in the 1996 PBS documentary An Ice Cream Show that her father sat at the kitchen table for hours saying nonsensical words until he came up with a combination he liked. The reason he chose this method was so that the name would be unique and original.
