Worse, he’s the pathetic dumb nerd. No not the overly horny nerd one. Okay wait maybe he is the horny one, but not that one. He’s the one who owns a comic shop but he’s also pathetic because he owns a comic shop. Don’t you know girls never read comics. Also his comic shop operates like no comic shop ever, a product of being written by people who have never been in comic book shop, and just wanted some free advertising from Warner and Disney for throwing slop advertising on the screen.

Edit oh God it was a fake news post