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n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 个月前

What kind of man you want?

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What kind of man you want?

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n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 个月前
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  • EbenezerScrew@lemmy.world
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    That guy is a piece of garbage for sure, but as a man losing most of his hair I hope not to be lumped in with trash like that.

    PS: Who is the other guy? Sorry for not knowing.

    • Beryl@lemmy.ml
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      Johnny Cash

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        Who’s the first guy?

        • 𝔽𝕩𝕠𝕞𝕥@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Andrew Tate

          • macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world
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            Yeah, but who is the second guy?

            • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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              Believe it or not, Albert Einstein.

              • ikidd@lemmy.world
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                And all the inmates at Folsom Prison clapped.

              • Brickhead92@lemmy.world
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                …But why male models?

            • 𝔽𝕩𝕠𝕞𝕥@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Johnny Cash from ‘The Redemption of an American Icon’

        • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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          Someone who clearly should be in a spy movie

    • Protoknuckles@lemmy.world
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      Only if you make losing your hair and overcompensating for it your whole personality.

    • Yaenntz@fedia.io
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      That’s Johnny Cash on the right side.

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Love… is a burnin’ thing…

    And it makes… a fiery ring.

    Bound… by wild desire…

    I fell into a ring of fire.

    …

    The taste… of love is sweet…

    When hearts… like ours meet.

    I fell for you like a child…

    Ooooh, but the fire went wild.

    …

    https://www.biography.com/musicians/johnny-cash-june-carter-love-story-relationship

    Johnny Cash and June Carter:

    Two fucked up, rough and tumble assholes who… married and remained together, totally devoted to and thankful for each other for 35 years, died within 4 months of each other.

    Burnin’ Ring of Fire is one of the most famous songs of all time… June wrote it, Johnny sang the most famous version.

    https://youtube.com/watch?v=1WaV2x8GXj0

    …

    Andrew Tate:

    Self described drug dealer, rapist, sex trafficker, failed MMA fighter… openly states he is disgusted by nearly all women, and only fucks them because it makes other men envious of him, also he claims to only fuck 18 and 19 yos … apparently he married someone a few months ago.

    I’m sure that’ll work out well.

    Oh right, uh, no notable discography, nor chin.

    (why do you think he has the beard)

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      June inspired it when she told Johnny “loving you is like being caught in a ring of fire”, but she didn’t write the song. It’s a common myth that she penned the actual song.

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Huh, I may have it wrong… but that would mean wikipedia has it wrong.

        Says June Carter and Merle Kilgore wrote the original version, sung originally by June’s sister Anita.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ring_of_Fire_(song)

        Maybe Johnny edited it a bit?

        I… struggle to say this pun but uh:

        This is some real Folk-Lore.

    • zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works
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      I sing this song (well, actually the Wall of Voodoo cover usually) on the toilet after Mexican food gets the best of me.

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Haha yeah the wording is rather … malleable, in that way.

        Much like your-

        You get it lol.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Wait wait wait wait…you mean somewhere, out there in the world is MMA footage of andrew tate getting his ass handed to him?

      Why is this not viral???

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        Idk about MMA, but afaik his kickboxing record was pretty good, but essentially he was an average/slightly above average pro who had a massively padded record - he mainly fought people who were ranked far lower than him, won some low to mid level titles and didn’t take actual fair matchups or compete in tournaments that you’d expect actual highly ranked pros would compete in.

        So, he was a perfectly adequate kickboxer and could beat a lot of pro kickboxers in lower divisions but nowhere near “best in the world” / “olympic level” or whatever else he claims

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        Wait you haven’t seen this?

        Hold on…

        https://youtube.com/watch?v=yPW0VaTYhN4

        Watch those knees just go fucking limp and askew… real KOs lol.

        Its likely not viral because this is all bootleg, PPV footage, you’d get copyright takedown’d / sued into oblivion by all the various fight organizations.

        I think most of his record is in relatively minor leagues, only a few fights in relatively bigger deal organizations… not sure.

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    I prefer someone with neither napoleon nor jesus complex.

  • belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org
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    So making fun of his body instead of his awful actions?

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    This is clearly just shaming hair loss.

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