But instead of driving and fighting dudes, I ride my bike to the park and feed the birds
I’d be Ryan Goosling
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a gosling is already a goose
The primal urge of a man to sit on a bench and feed the birds as he becomes older, what could be more masculine
wearing fingerless gloves while riding a bike does make you feel pretty cool fyi
Dangit
You birds want to know how I got these scars? I am the one who drives, me, baby hehehehaha!
Drive in the park and fight the birds
I’m sorry, but Ryan Gosling is already literally me fr fr
The last time I went biking (during the day) I found a bullet and I picked up a turtle to help it cross the road and not get ran over.
You disarmed that turtle.
Then I went down to the park and fed the bullet to the ducks.
