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Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

Kelly - Shroom for Improvement

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Kelly - Shroom for Improvement

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Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • SovietBeerTruckOperator [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Gonna start telling people my day drinking is “microdosing”

    • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Some fictional scientific backup:

      At a dinner celebrating Nikolaj’s 40th birthday, the group discusses a theory inspired by the work of psychiatrist Finn Skårderud—that humans are born with a blood alcohol content (BAC) deficiency of 0.05% and that maintaining a BAC of 0.05% makes one more creative and relaxed.

      • muirc [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        I love that movie

        • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          It’s been on my list forever, I think I’ll watch it tonight!

    • john_brown [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      my therapist prescribed road sodas, officer!

  • dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    0.15 BAC

    doubt “microdose”

    • muirc [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      Probably inaccurate. It’s clearly just “some gizmo”.

  • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    tag urself I’m the flag burning that’s so casual I didn’t even notice it at first

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I’m “some gizmo”

      • uSSRI [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Damn that should have been me!

    • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.netOP
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      You’d think the fire would repel the flies, but apparently Druggies just stink to . . . kelly high heaven.

    • LeninsBeard [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I’m the cracker jacks diploma

    • culpritus [any]@hexbear.net
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      I’m the knee nipples on the smug “wellness professional”.

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      I’m the hallucinatory spirals emanating from the trippler’s head

  • ZWQbpkzl [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Kelly keeping to his Wisconsin roots.

  • ComradeSpahija [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    lmao I love that he has a second self-insert in this one

  • WhatDoYouMeanPodcast [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    What is the connection between the druggy’s psilocybin journey and the drunk driver? That they’re both “taking microdoses?” The latest fad gets to be comfy while the upstanding tippler is oppressed?

    If so, the slightest smirk from me.

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      boomers are mad that they can’t drive drunk and are lashing out at anyone else being allowed to have fun

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        Or even just people getting evidence-based therapy.

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