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daisy lazarus@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2年前

coffee or tea

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coffee or tea

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daisy lazarus@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2年前
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  • MxM111@kbin.social
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    A waiter brings baverage of questionable qualty to a customer.
    Customer: “What even is it? Coffee or tea?”
    Waiter: “Can’t you tell?”
    Customer: “No!!”
    Waiter: “But then, why do you care?”

    • wandermind@sopuli.xyz
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      This has the energy of one of those old Soviet jokes

      • MxM111@kbin.social
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        That’s because it is.

  • Stefen Auris@pawb.social
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    I love these lol

  • Teedi P.@nerdculture.de
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    @dulce_3t_decorum_3st

    life is hard enough. Why are you making me choose between two delicious cups of life-sustaining plant brews?

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      So what you’re saying is that you drink hemp tea? The latter half of my handle approves, the former prefers fly agaric.

      • Teedi P.@nerdculture.de
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        @Viking_Hippie

        I’m rather square. I was thinking more along the lines of the coffee tree and the tea tree.

        Forgot hemp tea could be a thing. Never tried it.

  • GreenMario@lemm.ee
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    You see Abigail, this is why you’re still single. Now bring me some coffee.

  • Kalcifer@lemm.ee
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    !trippinthroughtime@lemmy.ca

  • TheCee@programming.dev
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    Time to shitpost.

  • DefinitelyNotBirds@lemmy.world
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