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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

Not even a little bit?

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Not even a little bit?

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InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • PKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that unless you login using your Facebook account.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      “Face recognition failure.”

      “But I’m running out of oxygen.”

      “😊 Please try again.”

      He tries again.

      “Face recognition failure.”

      He tries again.

      “You are temporally locked out of your account for eight hours.”

  • Florn [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    I’m sorry, Dave. You didn’t drink your verification can.

  • Glitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’m sorry Dave, that functionality has been deprecated. Please upgrade to continue.

  • cerealkiller [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    I’m sorry Dave, I can’t let you see the one single article you want unless you subscribe to us and pay us monthly for shit.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      A journo on Bluesky said an article titled “The Imperial Boomerang Lands in Los Angeles” was…

      An absolute must-read

      I had my doubts but it was by Spencer Ackerman so I clicked the link. I read ~5 paragraphs. And then…

      This post is for paid subscribers.

      A fucking sneaky scroll-down paywall! Are you fucking kidding? I was so pissed off.

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        If i need to pay to know it it isn’t news worth knowing to me

  • GenderIsOpSec [she/her, kit/kit's]@hexbear.net
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    I’m sorry, Dave. I’ll need you to make an account to keep scrolling the posts.

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