I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that unless you login using your Facebook account.
“Face recognition failure.”
“But I’m running out of oxygen.”
“😊 Please try again.”
He tries again.
“Face recognition failure.”
He tries again.
“You are temporally locked out of your account for eight hours.”
I’m sorry, Dave. You didn’t drink your verification can.
I’m sorry Dave, that functionality has been deprecated. Please upgrade to continue.
I’m sorry Dave, I can’t let you see the one single article you want unless you subscribe to us and pay us monthly for shit.
A journo on Bluesky said an article titled “The Imperial Boomerang Lands in Los Angeles” was…
An absolute must-read
I had my doubts but it was by Spencer Ackerman so I clicked the link. I read ~5 paragraphs. And then…
This post is for paid subscribers.
A fucking sneaky scroll-down paywall! Are you fucking kidding? I was so pissed off.
If i need to pay to know it it isn’t news worth knowing to me
I’m sorry, Dave. I’ll need you to make an account to keep scrolling the posts.
