Analysts are suggesting (NOT REALLY) that this bold change in foreign policy (THE US HAS NO POLICY INVOLVING THIS FAKE COUNTRY) has been motivated by perceived political instability in the country (THERE IS NO INSTABILITY, THIS COUNTRY DOES NOT EXIST) after the passing of their revolutionary leader Jimmy Buffet (JIMMY BUFFET IS NOT A COMMUNIST DICTATOR, HE IS DEAD THO).
is this true?
yes (NO)
fuck, I can’t believe you would post this and try to pass it off as true, I already told hundreds of people about it before I realized
In Jurassic World when the dinosaurs overrun the park and the tourists are all fleeing, there is a Margaritaville and inside a man in a hawaiian shirt, glasses, and floppy hat, can be seen grabbing his cocktails before running from his table. That man is Jimmy Buffet.
Not joking he has a cameo in that movie lol
