Shutup baby, i know it

Do a flip!

“I can guarantee you anything you want.”

Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?

I’m back baby!

Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)

I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways… by force.

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

Just reminded of my true favorite:

Save it for the cross burning, Adolf

Bender Bender Bender!

Bender Bender Bender!

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR

I’ll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!

You know what? Forget X

Me, Bender.

Bite my shiny metal ass

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Fry: “For one brief moment, I felt the heartbeat of creation, and it was one with my own.”
Bender: “We all feel like that all the time. You don’t hear us gassing on about it.”