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PapaSkwat@lemy.lol to conservative@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

I can make my own decisions!

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PapaSkwat@lemy.lol to conservative@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • Bwoj@lemmy.world
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    Euthanasia Coaster for those that didn’t get it.

    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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      Beat me to it.

      Honestly, better than the pod imo. Certainly more fun.

      • JoShmoe@ani.social
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        And how exactly would you know?

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          Lol check out Johnny one death here

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            Someone is making a real fool of themself rn

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    • hOrni@lemmy.world
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      Theoretical? Fuck, I wanted to buy a ticket.

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        It seems the coaster is supposed to be 500m high at it’s peak. The tallest coaster in the world is 112m high (with a planned one almost 200m high). Might need some engineers on our project if we are going to reach 500m.

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          I’m not a roller coaster engineer but I’m pretty sure we could achieve the same speed that starting at 500m would give us by adding magnetic launchers for the entire first drop.

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            just drop me from 500m and I’m sure the result would be the same. heck, 100m

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            I’m a purest. If you’re gonna euthanise me with a roller coaster, it needs to be exactly how the Great Creator intended.

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    If this sub for conservatives or for dunking on them?

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      Dunking on them. It’s right it the sidebar.

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    Some people need to experience the hot stove

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    Inaccurate to real life only because this would at least be fun while being executed. Otherwise spot on.

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  3. Memes Over Manifestos: This community focuses on humor and parody, not serious political debate. There are plenty of spaces for earnest conservative discussion, this isn’t one of them.

  4. Highlight Contradictions: Sometimes the best content points out inconsistencies and hypocrisies in conservative talking points. Creative commentary is encouraged.

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Children of public figures under the age of 14 are also off-limits, a 16 year old has enough free agency to break with or adopt their parents views. An 8 year old kid doesn’t.

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A note on ChadMcTruth: Chad’s content is 100% satire, but his work can sometimes be hard to tell, but if he posted it be assured, its satire.

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For more general political memes please see !politicalmemes@lemmy.world

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  2. Moderation Discretion: Mods will use reasonable judgment in applying these rules. We’ll be fair, but firm. These kinds of comms have a tendency to get off the rails, so we might seem overzealous in moderation sometimes.

  3. For the moment, i’m allowing properly tagged NSFW content as long as its funny and relevant. Don’t make me regret it.

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