Oreos
Not true. I can easily have just one row.
Yeah, I only eat one sleeve at a time.
They taste terrible
They do. Awful. Much much too sweet, no real aroma, bah
One drink according to my alcohol addiction apparently.
Teeth. I guess you could, but more is advisable.
Potato chips
Lays Potato Chips
You’re supposed to eat them you freak.
When I was little my mom was a health nut. All home grown foods and whatnot. We had a little black and white TV and I had seen the Lays commercials, “Betcha can’t eat just one.”
She started dating this guy and we kids were introduced to him at a Schlotzkys. My first time at one of those. I remember the larges looked HUGE to 4yr old me. They got some chips, too. And there it was, that bag from the commercials, oh it’s yellow.
I took out a chip. Put it in my mouth. And never ate another. Cause fuck you. I can do whatever I want.
potato chips
Potato chip
Tattoos, once you get one it’s reeeeally hard not to get another
yes, this is why i advise people to skip the little tattoo and go for a bigger piece that will fit as part of a bigger tattoo.
Just this Tuesday I had the second session of my first tattoo as a full sleeve.
I am rather suddenly half sleeved from being naked 8 weeks ago.
I got one about 20 years ago, and that’s my only one. But, it is most of my back and took 3 sessions.
Probably would have more if they weren’t so expensive. (Tip: If you happen find tattoos that aren’t expensive, you probably don’t want one!)
Oatmeal Cream Pies.
At least are meant to be eaten one at a time. Nutty bars on the other hand…
Nutty Bars were the GOAT snack until they changed the recipe. Now, the chocolate tastes like wax and there’s hardly any PB in them. Total bummer.
Realest answer fo sho
Heart ventricles.
I’ll show you!
Please put the scalpel down!
Diiiiiiick. Spit roast me, fellas. 🤤
Double dick dude’s ears just perked up
A shoe.
Gesundheit.
What if you only have one foot?
You see…
They still only sell shoes in pairs of two
So technically you cant just have 1…
Beer
Same. I need to quit.
If you’re serious about it, the first thing to do is change your rhetoric.
Don’t say “I need to quit drinking” or “I should quit smoking” or “I’d love to lose weight”.
Instead say “I am quitting”.
When you use words like “need to” or “should” or “ought to”, you set your mind to think that the conditions required for you to quit aren’t met yet, that there is some extra step for you to take before you can quit. When in actuality there isn’t anything stopping you but yourself.
Giving up is hard sometimes, but it is a lot easier when you genuinely set your mind to it and to do so adopting the right rhetoric is a fundamental key for it.
Haven’t had a drink in years, one of the factors is because I genuinely put my mindset in imperative mode rather than using conditional.Thanks. Great advice.
Poops and Mitochondria(powerhouses). Also answers to your question.
Imagine how tired you would be with only one mitochondrion…
Im tired with how many i got now so im down to try
Go together like an xbox and laundry
Quantum entangled particles
Lines of cocaine
Bollox, I had one years ago, thought it was complete and utter shite/not for me and stuck with psychedelics without doing any coke ever again.
Yeah, that’s gonna be a naw from me, dawg. I’ve done every drug under the sun and uppers were the ones that stuck for me. Like…I kinda had a bit of a problem. I’ve been clean for a while now and do not intend to ever return to it though. Mushrooms were pretty fun, though.
Emergency contacts
Air
On the contrary, I’ve been using the same planet’s air my whole life.
Same air, different breathe(same shit, different toilet)
