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I underestimated the overhead capacity of the middle rack of the dishwasher for years

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I underestimated the overhead capacity of the middle rack of the dishwasher for years

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OK. Now mom has a black eye too. What next?
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  call your grandparents and tell them your dad overloaded the dishwasher
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    They’re dead. I called their next of kin. My dad. Now I have two black eyes. What next?
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      pretend you’re a panda bear and eat your dad
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        This did not go well. There are no more steps.

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