I sold the domain name to DOGE for a cybertruck coupon ($50 off)

Im Melina

I’ve actually never met George Soros nor worked for him.

I spend more of my life on this website than I would ever confess to another person

I’m sorry you all had to find out this way but I’m straight

It was me Hexbear. John Kerry, Silver Legion, Veganism, Outdoor cats, moving stones, throwing batteries into the ocean, liberalsocialist.

I’m the author of all your pain.

I’m gay

I’m actually Barron Trump

My first and only celebrity crush was Elliot Page because I envied him for seemingly being a lesbian when I was still in denial.

But joke’s on me I guess.

I have a crush on the person reading this and want to smooch them

How do I get my kids to stop dressing up as you?

I am BlackMoldFutures ex wife

Kakarot is a true saiyan warrior and sometimes bests me.

You know how I’ve been advertising weight loss supplements and exercise equipment on my TikTok? Since the app’s getting banned I may as well share that I’ve actually been thin the whole time and I don’t use any of those products

12 hours later

Hahahaha what a funny joke I made, right guys?

I fucking love hololive and holostars