What, you didn’t think those huge forest fires occur because of things like, oh, I dunno, climate change or poor management and not allowing smaller natural fires to occur to temporarily benefit some overly rich assholes living in forested areas?
No, flamethrower helicopters!
Reject climate action
Embrace flamethrower helicopters
We actually use them to clear homeless encampments. Sure, it burns down half the city with the encampment, but it’s a small price to pay to make our homeless even more miserable <3
This is funny but the helicopters are probably meant for controlled burn stuff, but I have no first hand knowledge about this.
…You got one thing right
I have no firsthand knowledge of this
That’s water you stupid bas—
[notices where I am]
Excellent work, carry on.
Stupid Bassoon player?
perchance.
We can ask this question from the other direction: why doesn’t everywhere else have a flamethrower helicopter?
Woke libs cancelled their flammencopters
Is this even a serious question? Because a freaking helicopter that shoots fire is Awesome! Every state should have one. I want one myself!
Unfortunately this is not a flamethrower helicopter.
I’ve seen drones with flamethrowers used to clear brush and trash from powerlines.
If you watch how they work, these actually scoop up water and convert it to fire. And still all the woke libs act surprised California has constant water shortage and wildfire issues. You’re literally converting your water into fire, sheeple!
Easy.
To defend the Brotherhood of Nod against the GDI.
Oof this is digging deep, was that from Command and Conquer?
Yes, I believe the Brotherhood of Nod faction was introduced in the Tiberium Wars game, but its possible I may be wrong. Its been a while since Command & Conquer had a truly new release.
Brotherhood of Nod has always been in C&C since the first game.
Strangely enough, this reminds me that, at the time, even as a kind, I thought it was kind of unrealistic that there was no way that a stateless belligerent faction could amass military hardware and tech enough to threaten a global superpower across multiple different continents.
Then Al Quuaeda and ISIS came along and did just that.
Cause, you fight fire with fire.
if you don’t understand burning firebreaks - ooof…
No wonder California is always on fire.
The day after taco bell
ate day and a half old pizza last night that gave me upset stomach. Can confirm. I am dieing 😭
This photograph appears to be a helicopter dropping fire retardant on a fire.
Damn, bro dropping the r word 😐
Not the hard R, that’s a war crime
Bet you’re the life of the party bud
That seems a horrifically cruel and ableist way to fight fires! Not to mention ineffective.
Hope you never see an idiot throw flour or powdered milk at an open flame.
unpasturised powdered milk
Is that even relevant?
Next step: Fighter Jets with flamethrowers.
I am heavily disappointed at humanity for not coming up with it until now.
Ok, figuring out how to project a stream of fire ahead of a jet traveling at MACH Speed would be an interesting engineering exercise.
Ok now, hear me out. Take a ramjet, and stick it on the accelerant nozzle.
Jungle jelly
The militarization of police departments has gone too far. /s
They’re called “Fire Men”
muh firecopter!
The right for Californians to have airborne incendiary delivering capabilities for home defense shall not be impeached! What’s the matter with you? Don’t you support the 2nd amendment? /s
