“Is that a caterpillar in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

Ahhhh, the old “Caterpillar on the leg” trick.

I want the swimming trunks the guy on the left has

I was going to say that killing the little guy is pretty harsh and unnecessary, but given that DC’s most powerful villain is a caterpillar… maybe he’s justified.

I GET HARD IN A GAY ATMOSPHERE!

“Who do I have to blow to get a vodka soda around here?”