he’s a boomer shooter youtube games reviewer and he finally snaps and starts offing AAA publisher executives for just making bad games.
Not even “muh woke games” coded.
He did it for the love of the game.
3D print a doohickey, call it the Civvie-12.
He leaves shell casings with “live service, sandbox, survival” engraved on them
Hit his replacement immediately, we call that day 1 DLC.
:stephanie-sterling-sicko:
Ahahahahaa.
Something about taking pride or whatever that EA statement on Reddit was
WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING
LJN’s lucky they’re no longer around, they would’ve been target number 1 for him
‘boomer shooter game reviewer’ has excellent mouthfeel
And that’s not a made-up thing either…
Glad you agree. I felt like a Bojack Horseman character writing that out.
His Victim: Randy Pitchford
Caught because he refuses to use the obvious sewer escape route, pouting mad.
Makes sense, cuz you know the thing about sewers: a lot of these places are copied and pasted, whole hallways and rooms, so it gets a little confusing.
Another day, another play
It would be so funny if a republican-leaning rich boy did the health insurance guy and a dirtbag leftist did the video game magnate. I’m not saying. I’m just saying.
Class consciousness within our lifetimes.
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