I mean, let’s say it was sour kraut Saturday and you just downed a whole litre of the stanky delicious juicy slop. Are you gonna totally destroy that bidet? How do you keep that thing hygienic?
I’m gonna asume you were born in North Klansville (Louisiana) and explain you that you shit on the toilet normally, then switch to the bidet to rinse your butthole, then use paper to dry/finish any dificult spec.
Then you flush the toilet and flush the bidet and clean with a toilet brush and bleach any remaining skid.
Voilá, your ass is now cleaner than the average murican and you didn’t become gay because of it.
you didn’t become gay because of it.
You talked me right out of a bidet
A bidet will give you the realization that Americans are walking around with doodoo asses.
Also despite spraying your booty hole with water, they actually save water by cutting down (dramatically) on your use of toilet paper.
