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madthumbs@lemmy.world to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 months ago

If a snake bites you and gives you 10 minutes to live, why not just let bite again every 9 minutes?

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If a snake bites you and gives you 10 minutes to live, why not just let bite again every 9 minutes?

madthumbs@lemmy.world to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 9 months ago
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    Because the snake gets tired right after and goes to sleep because he’s a selfish little asshole who doesn’t care about his partner’s needs

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      He’s not a machine! Let the little dude rest his gummies

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    perfect logic

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    Snakes hate this one simple trick!

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    If cats have nine lives, why are they so selfish and not become live-donors?

    SMH My Head 🤦‍♂️

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