“I need 3kg of beanis for an owl! Hurry up! No, I’m not paying!”
If they’ve gone into hypobeanic shock they’ll need 10 ccs of 1% beanis sulfate injected directly into the weanus.
The revolution that feeds the owls gets my support
STALIN SHOULDN’T HAVE STOPPED AT BERLIN! THE SINO-SOVIET SPLIT AND ITS CONSEQUENCES HAVE BEEN A DISASTER FOR HUMANKIND!
“German unification was a mistake.”
I saw that video a few weeks ago and holy fuck is that a funny bear. He goes straight for the candy aisle, eats his favorite chocolates, then leaves. Comes back later and does the same thing. Gets chased out of the store by animal control, but not before taking a bag with him. Waits for the automatic door to open before going in or out.
Makes sense he’s a poster here.
He also shoplifts at the self-checkout. :gigachad:
lmaooo doesn’t he steal shit from behind the counter a few times? I think he swiped a candy bar near the register one time.
Unlimited shoplifting comrade bears on petite bourgeois 7/11 owners.
Edit: LMAOOOOOO nope the bear who terrorizes the register is this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThB-7EIPPT4
I’ve seen the bear in OP before. He likes to mostly eat on the aisle floor, not near the checkout:
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EXCUSE ME SIR, DO YOU SELL JARRITOS?
DISCULPE SEÑOR, ¿SE VENDE JARRITOS?
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YOU’RE NO SHOES NO SHIRT NO SERVICE SIGN WILL NOT RESTRAIN ME!
“Give me all your salmon, I’m not asking twice!”
roar
CHICKEN NUGGIES!!!
Idk something about DS9 I guess
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RAINBOW IMPERIALIST
GTFO SCAB, we’re on strike! (the bear works there)
