Make our brains FOSS! Why can’t I just tell my brain that now is sleeping time and it will just sleep?!

  • Barbarian@sh.itjust.works
    77·
    9 个月前

    Sorry, legacy code and technical debt. Please check in with us in ~2000 years or so, we might have the next minor bugfix version up by then.

      • very_well_lost@lemmy.worldEnglish
        31·
        9 个月前

        🎶 One hundred and ninety nine bugs in the code, one hundred and ninety nine bugs! 🎶

        🎶 *You take one down, patch it around, six hundred and forty-eight bugs in the code!*🎶

      • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
        4·
        9 个月前

        Looks back at the mountain of dead equipment that was used, tested, built, redesigned, failed or didn’t function in order to get to this point

    • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
      19·
      9 个月前

      Patch Notes: Fixed a memory leak. But that caused the sleep Guage to overflow back to 0 constantly. Waiting for the next software upgrade in 10,000 years to fix it.