PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 9 months agoTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comexternal-linkmessage-square235fedilinkarrow-up1604cross-posted to: texas@lemmy.worldbrainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.eenottheonion@lemmy.world
arrow-up1604external-linkTexas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.www.xatakaon.comPhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk · 9 months agomessage-square235fedilinkcross-posted to: texas@lemmy.worldbrainworms@lemm.eethisisnotmylife@lemm.eenottheonion@lemmy.world
minus-squarebane_killgrind@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·9 months agoThis doesn’t effect me, I don’t shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.
minus-squarebane_killgrind@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·9 months agoTexas would rather nobody came for any reason apparently
minus-squareImgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·9 months agoIt’s ok but only if a priest is present
minus-squareBarowinger @lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-29 months agoArguably, if you also count holes in your head, you should get to 7 even as a guy: 2 nostrils 2 ears mouth urethra anus Did I forget any? Actually, do ear plugs count as dildos too? I think you can buy them in boxes of 10 usually. That seems kinda much under this new law.
minus-squarebane_killgrind@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 months agoI find your erasure of burn victims and other with atypical anatomy very ableist. I also never claimed to be human.
minus-squareᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoLet me introduce you to the all new Belly Button Plug, to get you to seven.
This doesn’t effect me, I don’t shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.
But when they came for me…
Texas would rather nobody came for any reason apparently
It’s ok but only if a priest is present
Arguably, if you also count holes in your head, you should get to 7 even as a guy:
Did I forget any?
Actually, do ear plugs count as dildos too? I think you can buy them in boxes of 10 usually. That seems kinda much under this new law.
I find your erasure of burn victims and other with atypical anatomy very ableist.
I also never claimed to be human.
And belly buttons.
Let me introduce you to the all new Belly Button Plug, to get you to seven.