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ChaosMaterialist [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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When I asked which dumb war Trump would start, I didn't realize 4D stupidity could transcend mere country.

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When I asked which dumb war Trump would start, I didn't realize 4D stupidity could transcend mere country.

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ChaosMaterialist [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Thesis War on Canada proposed by comrade @Bureaucrat@hexbear.net doggirl-smart

Anti-Thesis War on Mexico proposed by comrade @Crucible@hexbear.net :mystery-emote:

Synthesis War on NAFTA1 by a-little-trolling porky-scared

I’m going to put the :lathe-of-heaven: down before I think of something even dumber. blob-no-thoughts

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Yes I know it’s now the USMCA now, but that’s such a boring name that nobody’s heard about.

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    yo lathe, i’ve got a good one

    how about one of his groyper sons convinces him to revive the fictitious Finno-Korean Hyperwar and he uses powers granted by the SK constitution to take military command in Seoul and fire nukes at Finland?

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      That’s great except Finland doesn’t exist. It’s a fiction used to disguise the vast inland sea used jointly by Japan and Russia for commercial fishing.

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      ghostbusters "it just popped in there" scene

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