The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 11 个月前Someone's lyinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1980
arrow-up1980imageSomeone's lyinglemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 11 个月前message-square76fedilink
minus-squareDavel23@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up79·11 个月前Oh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she’s fat.
minus-squareDavel23@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up51·11 个月前She’s so fat that I’m genuinely concerned for her health.
minus-squareScubus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up15·edit-211 个月前Shes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields’ health
minus-squareddh@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·11 个月前She’s so fat I can see what’s behind her
minus-squarethanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 个月前She’s so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.
minus-squareKazumara@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-211 个月前I suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 个月前She’s so fat that we’re worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.
minus-squareDavel23@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up22·11 个月前She’s 2.3 million light years away. We’re seeing her in the past.
minus-squareCrashumbc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·11 个月前Of course she’s dead, she’s in space…
Oh yeah, well I can see your mom. 2.3 million light years away. Because she’s fat.
How fat is she?
She’s so fat that I’m genuinely concerned for her health.
Shes so fat im concerned for the higgs fields’ health
She’s so fat I can see what’s behind her
She’s so fat that observers are really mostly seeing what she used to look like.
💖
Just fat enough 😋
I suppose we can calculate a minimum, if we look up the smallest angle of resolution for human eyes, and approximate her as spherical.
She’s so fat that we’re worried her and the sun will form a binary star system.
Pretty fat yo
Well, fat at least
You can’t see my mom, she’s dead.
She’s 2.3 million light years away. We’re seeing her in the past.
Of course she’s dead, she’s in space…
Fuckin’ got them! Nice.