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eight [it/its]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months ago

‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President

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‘The Onion’ Officially Endorses Joe Biden For President

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eight [it/its]@hexbear.net to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 11 months ago
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Throughout its venerable 268-year reign, The Onion has always made it a top priority to endorse the correct presidential candidates. From George Washington to Richard Nixon to Donald Trump, this institution’s highly respected editorial board has had its finger on the pulse, and has accurately backed the winner of every single national election in this country’s long […]
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    the Onion editorial board 6 members includes a-guy

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      And retired Colorado Avalanche hockey player Joe Sakic. lmao

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        strange group

        • TH Zweidel
        • Ted Kaczynski
        • Mary Kay Letourneau
        • Joe Sakic #19
        • Benedict Arnold
        • Steve Hannah
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    ted kaczynski signature

    i-cant

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    Initially, we’d hoped to publish our endorsement on June 27, 2024, in the hours after Joe Biden’s first televised debate against Donald Trump. Then, we’d hoped to publish it a few days later, following Biden’s highly anticipated July 5 interview with George Stephanopoulos.

    Now, on Oct. 2, 2024, we are finally…

    A+

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    He’s electable IF YOU VOTE FOR HIM

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    I’m write-in with Biden

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    biden-rember

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    It’s JOE-VER…FOR DRUMPF!!!

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    oof could he drive a car

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    Write in Biden! Make him die earlier and with less comfort!

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    why-angel

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    from Vladimir Putin to Anita Hill

    oof.

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    Um akchually

    It’s Her turn cedar-rapids

    I will be writing in Hillary Clinton for the National People’s Congress of the People’s Republic of China.

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