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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time

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Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time

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ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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Local highly-observant man Gavin Wells recently started to sincerely wish he was dumb enough to experience genuine happiness, multiple friends confirmed.
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    1 year ago

    "Better to be an animal than a man, an insect than an animal, a plant than an insect, and so on.

    Salvation? Whatever diminishes the kingdom of consciousness and compromises its supremacy."

    Yup.

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      1 year ago

      Hey welcome to the fediverse!

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        1 year ago

        Thanks! I almost know what that means!

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          I don’t know what it means yet too but you are welcome :D

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