Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agoDid you hear about that coach?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up11.01K
arrow-up11.01KimageDid you hear about that coach?lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square57fedilink
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 year agoOkay, but here me out. What if God is real and doing the Christian thing guarantees that your team wins games against the Pasadena Pagans?
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoThen the team that prays should be disqualified for cheating.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoNothing in the rulebook that says a dog can’t play basketball divine intervention is prohibited during play.
minus-squareshastaxc@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoThey should be hedging their bets and have each player pray to a different god.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoGetting my son’s high school coach on the horn to suggest this as a new approach. To date, we’ve just been banking on angels assisting the outfield, and it has not worked out.
minus-squarehexabs@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoGuaranteed if all do it or can nutjob Jerry take care of that department?
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoI’ve never seen a pagan professional sports team win the championship in any major league.
minus-squarefrezik@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoI’m questioning the morality of the god that cares about high school football games more than starving children.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoThey can care about both and be equally effective.
Okay, but here me out. What if God is real and doing the Christian thing guarantees that your team wins games against the Pasadena Pagans?
Then the team that prays should be disqualified for cheating.
Nothing in the rulebook that says
a dog can’t play basketballdivine intervention is prohibited during play.They should be hedging their bets and have each player pray to a different god.
Getting my son’s high school coach on the horn to suggest this as a new approach. To date, we’ve just been banking on angels assisting the outfield, and it has not worked out.
Guaranteed if all do it or can nutjob Jerry take care of that department?
I’ve never seen a pagan professional sports team win the championship in any major league.
I’m questioning the morality of the god that cares about high school football games more than starving children.
They can care about both and be equally effective.