Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前A bit of sadnesslemmy.worldimagemessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1795
arrow-up1795imageA bit of sadnesslemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square41fedilink
minus-squaremad_asshatter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up95·1 年前Meanwhile, Jenny’s out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover…
minus-squareJimmyBigSausage@lemm.eecakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 年前Also is the alfredo brought out hot or cold? Jenny where are you!!!
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 年前you start stomping through the kitchen, looking for your server “Sir, you can’t come back here!” “I HAVE TO FIND JENNAY!!”
minus-squarekamenLady.@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 年前A few hours later: “No, this is not Jenny, Sir.” “Sir‽” “Sir, now please let go of Ms. Understood and come out with your hands in the air!”
minus-squaremad_asshatter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 年前Meanwhile, Jenny’s out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover…
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前Ha! This made me laugh out loud. Nice.
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前It drives me crazy when they drop the food off and then come back like 30 seconds later and ask how it is. I don’t know, man! I haven’t even tasted it yet. Look at my plate. Does it look like I know how it is?
minus-squareJimmyBigSausage@lemm.eecakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 年前Or how about interrupting your conversation (if you can hear above the loud music)?
minus-squareAnticorp@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前“Hi, I can see you guys are having a serious conversation. That’s so random. Do you want more water? Or perhaps a fork? LOL, I’m so random too!”
Meanwhile, Jenny’s out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover…
Also is the alfredo brought out hot or cold? Jenny where are you!!!
you start stomping through the kitchen, looking for your server
“Sir, you can’t come back here!”
“I HAVE TO FIND JENNAY!!”
A few hours later:
“No, this is not Jenny, Sir.”
“Sir‽”
“Sir, now please let go of Ms. Understood and come out with your hands in the air!”
Meanwhile, Jenny’s out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover…
Ha! This made me laugh out loud. Nice.
It drives me crazy when they drop the food off and then come back like 30 seconds later and ask how it is. I don’t know, man! I haven’t even tasted it yet. Look at my plate. Does it look like I know how it is?
Or how about interrupting your conversation (if you can hear above the loud music)?
“Hi, I can see you guys are having a serious conversation. That’s so random. Do you want more water? Or perhaps a fork? LOL, I’m so random too!”