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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

I am not forklift certified...

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I am not forklift certified...

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to Memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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    In my experience, one millimeter (1mm) is enough to stop a full ton dead in it’s tracks, while also

    Edit: lol early morning commenting.

    "while also completely being ignored by the pallet jack when it’s not carrying something "

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      WHAT?! WHILE ALSO WHAT?? I CAN’T START MY DAY NOT KNOWING!

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        Is this your first day?

        Here’s your forklift certificate.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck

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          ja…danke

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          Gabelstaplerfahrer

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            Kein Ausbildungsberuf.

            This is literally an unskilled job. Except you need a certificate. Which requires skill sorry: training and practice.

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              Ah thanks, that gives some context because I didn’t really understand. Also, I was just tasting the word Gabelstaplerfahrer because it sounds funny when you say it fast.

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                German is easy like that.

                Gabel = fork
                Stapler = stacker
                Farher= driver

                The etymology of these words is pretty far out, but it’s technically the same as forklift driver. I don’t know. To me it’s the same picture.

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                  Yeah I know, I can speak German but it still has funny sounding words :D

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        Don’t bother, they already got him.

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      Might be because lifting a full ton up a milimeter by hand isn’t easy?

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        I mean… You’re not wrong.

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      Nice I’m using that next time I get laid

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