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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Cheese board

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Cheese board

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    It would have cost you zero money not to post this

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        • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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          If this is what I do to internet strangers, imagine what I send my friends.

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        Thank you for not adding santorum to the board.

  • 𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world
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  • Reddit is better.@dormi.zone
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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Almost as cursed as my meme

      • VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
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        No, not even close

    • Trailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Oh hey, I bet that guy is related to Rubber Johnny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_Johnny

      • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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        This brings me back! Aphex Twin will always be awesome. And super strange!

        The music video for Windowlicker is a whole other kind of strange. Watch it.

        • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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          Come To Daddy as well.

          I can’t really remember the music, but the videos sure stick in the mind.

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    What the actual fuck

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      • SeekPie@lemm.ee
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        Too many pixels, still too readable.

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  • crawancon@lemm.ee
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    but is it better than fromunda cheese?

    • toomanypancakes@lemmy.world
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      Wait what’s fromunda cheese?

      • don@lemm.ee
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        It’s cheese fromunda the foreskin.

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          deleted by creator

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        fromunda deeeeeez nuuutz

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    It aint called dick cheese for nothing.
    Pervs have a sophisticated pallet.

  • PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com
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    I can tell the difference between male, femboy and girlcock smegma in a blind taste test

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      Your experiences are ones I would rather not have I’m sure

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Impressive. I cant yet. Need more practice.

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    That is some knowledge I wish I never learned.

  • Astronauticaldb@lemmy.world
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    Not the point exactly, by that’s not Gouda on the left; it looks like a mix between Swiss and Sharp Cheddar with the rind still attached.

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      Gouda you know that its not having an identity crisis.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Oppenheimer is that you?

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    Jesus fkn wept, is this real?

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      Yes, don’t serve segma on a cheese board.

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    Nothing like eating it fresh out the foreskin the way you eat a gogurt.

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    I mean… you don’t know what I like, random Internet image!

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    Speak for yourself. 😜

    Smeg on toast!

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