ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to THE POLICE PROBLEM@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前Our tax dollars so this mf can try to arrest librariansslrpnk.netimagemessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up1969
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minus-squaregdog05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up106·1 年前The five year investigation concluded when he finished reading the three books.
minus-squarethesohoriots@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·1 年前“Green eggs? Implausible. AND ham? Elitist!”
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 年前PURPLE FISH ARE AN ABOMINATION NO MATTER HOW MANY RED FISH & BLUE FISH DO NOT MIX KEEP ICHTHYOLOGY PURE LORAXES ARE FOR WIPING YOUR BUM & DO NOT GET TO NAME OUR TREES
minus-squareeinlander@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-21 年前In today’s works world, the Lorax would get 5 years in jail for planning a protest.
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 年前First they would taze him though.
The five year investigation concluded when he finished reading the three books.
“Green eggs? Implausible. AND ham? Elitist!”
PURPLE FISH ARE AN ABOMINATION NO MATTER HOW MANY
RED FISH & BLUE FISH DO NOT MIX
KEEP ICHTHYOLOGY PURE
LORAXES ARE FOR WIPING YOUR BUM & DO NOT GET TO NAME OUR TREES
In today’s
worksworld, the Lorax would get 5 years in jail for planning a protest.First they would taze him though.
This is such a genius comment 😂