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Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

This is where gift cards are at

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This is where gift cards are at

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Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前
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  • rustyfish@lemmy.world
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    We have a contender for “worst way to break up”.

    • arandomthought@sh.itjust.works
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      “Look, I still like you and wish you the best, so I want to help you maximize your chances to move on. This really helps both of us.”
      Yeah, I can see it.

      • rustyfish@lemmy.world
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        Depends on how you paint it I guess.

        • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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          Ugh, I have to paint too? Worst breakup ever.

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      Dear baby, welcome to dumpsville. Population:you

      • rustyfish@lemmy.world
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        Aaaaand we have a winner!

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    Receiving one of these as a gift must be one of the saddest experiences known to man…

    I’d rather just get the generic men’s gift starter pack of Lynx/Axe deodorant, socks, and a DVD of [insert movie that was popular a few months ago]

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      DVD, not even Blu-ray? Damn

    • Jako301@feddit.de
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      Depends. It can be a good joke gift in your early twenties between men, but on any other occasions it can get pretty depressing.

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      wdym those latter gifts are rad as hell

      • Th4tGuyII@fedia.io
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        High-quality socks are a great gift, but these socks usually aren’t that

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      I don’t know which is sadder to receive, this gift card or a gym membership.

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        Some people actually enjoy fitness so i am sure they could appreciate it.

        I am not one of them, they are alien to me but they do exist.

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          True, although they would probably already have a gym membership. I was thinking more about how some people will give a gym membership as a gift to basically send the message that the recipient is fat.

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          Yes but these people cheat by being fit in the gym from the start. That’s not how it’s supposed to work, he completely ruins the montage.

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    I don’t get the point of this post

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      I think it’s supposed to be dystopian that you can buy gift cards for Tinder but I dunno, if you know someone is using Tinder then it might be an useful gift. Especially since it’s premium or what’s it called is that expensive.

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        “my standards are too high to fuck you myself as a gift, so much so that I decided to purchase you a gift card, with my own money, so that someone else can reject you instead.”

        “oh, thanks”

        • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          Fucking your friend as a gift sounds bizarre

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            If I had to choose between my mates trying to fuck me or getting me a Tinder Gift card, I’d go get a new set of mates haha

          • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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            Sounds like you have some pretty dull friends, then :p

            • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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              It’s more it being a gift that makes it bizarre

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                Would you prefer it be a punishment?

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                  Why do I feel attacked?

      • jet@hackertalks.com
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        Plus there’s the whole economy of people who don’t have access to credit cards, but can buy gift cards in person, or trade for them.

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          This. And even if you have one, maybe Tinder is not the company you want to share your credit card details with?

          OTOH, I think you need a facebook account to log in? It used to be like that a few years ago.

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            This is for people who don’t want their SO to see Tinder on their statement

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              For example, and there may be good reasons for that, too. Picture a person in an abusive/violent relationship who tries to escape.

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      Dystopia is when gift cards

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      Removed by mod

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    This is almost as bad as my grandmother giving us self help books for birthdays/ christmas. My sister and I got several how to lose weight books and she has eating disorders. I’m just fat.

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    The hell does the Snapchat gift card give you? I’ve never used Snapchat I thought it was free.

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      Snapchat premium or whatever it’s called. It allows you to change the background, delete messages, more tapbacks and other messaging features. Remove the stupid AI. Maybe removes ads from stories?

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        deleted by creator

        • GreatRam@lemmy.world
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          I could be wrong. I remember it was something like that I was trying to do that I couldn’t without the paid version

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Removed by mod

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    Hurts more when Mum gives you one every birthday.

  • Sabata@ani.social
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    Ah yes, the “Get Fucked” gift card.

  • sverit@lemmy.ml
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    $40 for, one month?! Jesus…

  • tobogganablaze@lemmus.org
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    Gift cards have always been there.

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