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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Signs point to yes.

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Signs point to yes.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Skeezix@lemmy.world
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    You don’t go to work for the TSA because you got a 1600 on your SAT.

    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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      Or a sense of humor.

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        I’m convinced that having a sense of humor is a disqualification to be a TSA agent lol

        Ah shit, I said lol now I’m on the disqualified list :(

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          deleted by creator

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.zip
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    You shake the ball, it responds ‘ask again later’…

    … except there is also now a blinking red led, which is blinking more and more rapidly.

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      Sounds like a great writing prompt.

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        Jimmy swore up and down that he didn’t know that the magic 8 ball could do that. Unfortunately for him, the TSA agents were unable to hear him over the increasingly louder and more rapid beeping sounds made by said magic 8 ball. Within moments, Jimmy was on the ground with the weight of a TSA agent on his back and the cool steel of a handgun pressed to his neck.

        “Don’t fucking move,” ordered a TSA agent. Another agent immediately followed up with, “I’ll blow your head off if you try anything.” As the magic 8 ball liked to say to him sometimes, for Jimmy, his outlook was not so good.

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        Sounds like a thermal detonator……

  • Addition1291@lemmy.world
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    Plot twist: the liquid inside the ball is nitroglycerin.

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      Plot plot twist: is plain water for the kid to drink.

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    You can’t trust the 8-ball in this situation, it’s biased.

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      Indeed. It’s a 2:1 ratio of affirmative to negative responses.

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    Believe it or not, that’s a frisking.

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    Its funny, because America is dead inside :-D !

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      Can you blame 'em?

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    Ohh, her husband likes buttstuff, but she doesn’t.

    As long as it works for them, it’s fine.

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