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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

I wish my body to be in peak human shape no matter what I do

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I wish my body to be in peak human shape no matter what I do

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

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Congratulations! You have been crushed into a cone shape.

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