The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 年前Choose your difficultylemmy.worldimagemessage-square163fedilinkarrow-up1655
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minus-squareAllNewTypeFace@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up132·1 年前Australia has a somewhat threadbare welfare state, though is more of a social democracy than the UK. And snakes and spiders are easier to avoid than Tories.
minus-squareCetaceanNeeded@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up48·1 年前You are several orders of magnitude more likely to be killed by another human than an animal or insert in Australia.
minus-squareCypher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·1 年前Well that just makes sense. Through selection pressures the only surviving Australians are highly venomous.
minus-squaretastysnacks@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 年前Have you ever been fucked up by an Emu?
minus-squareThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up27·1 年前Trick question, Emus don’t leave behind survivors. Or witnesses.
minus-squareHappycamperNZ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 年前They leave witnesses. They just trust the drop bears to hold up their end of the bargain.
Australia has a somewhat threadbare welfare state, though is more of a social democracy than the UK. And snakes and spiders are easier to avoid than Tories.
You are several orders of magnitude more likely to be killed by another human than an animal or insert in Australia.
Well that just makes sense.
Through selection pressures the only surviving Australians are highly venomous.
Have you ever been fucked up by an Emu?
Trick question, Emus don’t leave behind survivors. Or witnesses.
They leave witnesses.
They just trust the drop bears to hold up their end of the bargain.