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If orcas were attacking my boat I would just try not to introduce them to the concept of headbanging at that time.
We should arm the whales.
Lol apparently the running theory for why they’ve attacked so many ships since 2020 is because an orca named White Gladis got injured by one and taught her whole pod they’re a threat and need to be fucked up
The other theory also involves White Gladis telling her pod to fuck shit up, but simply because fucking shit up is their idea of fun and games
:white-gladis: There’s an emote for that
Hard to believe that playing loud heavy metal music didn’t deescalate the situation, as one would normally expect.
Orcas: FUCK YOU, I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
in b4 the nerds: I know ratm isn’t technically heavy metal, shut up
Rage Against the Machine is the best metal!
Aren’t orcas a protected species? Harrassing them is against the law. Take your tacky boat and leave, humans
