so, who knew, but I have been going through some stuff lately and it turns out you lot are my safe space. I love you awesome nerds!
I’m not a nerd. I’m a weirdo though. Just wanna clear that up.
Cheers everyone 🍺
Happy 21st birthday @bull@aussie.zone 🍺
Thank you for getting my age right! Everyone else and my license keep getting it wrong
Happy birthday Bull!
Ayyyyyye happy birthday!
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Happy b’day!
Cheers
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It’s book release day!. Yay!
Will purchase tonight. I really enjoyed Revenge of the Flightless. This one looks like fun too.
Aww thank you!
Today was a new record, woke up at 7:30 but didn’t leave the bed - not even to go to the bathroom - until 6pm. I have completely checked out of all my obligations and requirements today… wasn’t gonna make me feel better with no food or water, but I don’t feel substantially worse either.
At least I’ve got dinner with me now - a nice hearty Moroccan tagine packed with veggies, and some pappadums - dragged the laptop back to the bedroom and gonna binge watch stuff until I fall asleep. Maybe I’ll start with the movie CODA since I’ve been on an apple+ run lately (🏴☠️, of course)
I think this is my body just going “you sorted out the car and job. NOW RELAX”
Do you have an actual tagine because I want one but they’re so awkward to store in a tiny kitchen?
Nah, this was premade, I’ve never made one let alone with an actual tagine…
I hope you enjoy it.
Wow. That’s impressive.
Sometimes you have to listen to your body and let it rest when it needs it.
Dinner sounds yummy!
It’ll be even more impressive if you can get to sleep at a reasonable time tonight.
Check out a show called “Tales from the loop” if it’s on Apple+
Late reply, but this sounds right up my alley! I’ll definitely check it out.
It’s crazy how much power a dream can have on us.
Had one with my old man in it and I was a kid.
Felt the exact same terror I felt when I was that age. There’s this look he’d give me and I knew I was absolutely fucked.
I woke up semi hyper ventilating.
Even after all this time, even as a grown man, you never forget that stuff I guess.
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Nah you’re not. It was random acts of violence.
Makes you hyper vigilant as an adult.
It’s that time of the evening. There’s more work that needs to be done, but that’s next week’s problem.
Now it’s time for wine and pizza
Cheers mate 🍺
By the way where you from? It’s ok if you’re not from Melbourne because we loves strays. Just curious.
@CEOofmyhouse56 @ajsadauskas@lemmy.ml I’m currently up in Sydney, but I was born and raised in Melbourne (and travel back as often as I can).
Cool mate. Love having ya here.
Today shall be known as “International Unholy Amount of Gravy Bucket Friday Day”
Mark your calendars and secure your chippies.
Yesssss woo hoo 🎉
Will there be mayonnaise?
As you wish
Thank you. 😋 yum
The first thing the Seagoons do when they go back home to Belgium is go to the friterie near Grande Place. Cones of chips with mayo and little forks to eat them with
Delicious 😋
If I were Prime Minister, I would make it law that if a Public Holiday falls on a Tuesday/Wednesday or Thursday, than the rest of the week is also a day off. Who has the motivation to work today?
feels like Sunday, just want sleep
I’m genuinely surprised and impressed at how many people are at work today. Granted, there is a lot going on right now. But still - hardly anyone took the day off.
I believe birthday wishes are due to @bull@aussie.zone
I raise my horn to Bull. 🥳 h b’day
Happy birthday Bull! 🎂
@Catfish @Seagoon_ @melbourne Happy birthday Bull!🍹🍾🎂🎁🎉
Happy birthday, Bull! 🎂
Thank you and other repliers! 🥰
Good news: the auction place will take most of the furniture that can’t fit into the new place that I don’t want.
Bad news: I have to take it myself.
Good news: it should fit into the new car, and my lawn guy and occasional helper will drop by and help me load up the car.
Bad news: trying to get my Google profile for the business verified and none of the methods work. This is frustrating as I’m using the practice room as a sorting hub after I cleared it yesterday.
Good news: I stress cleared the pile of crap I scooped off the floor and slung into a very large bag and most of it is now in the bin.
Bad news: I have a headache bordering on a migrane and I really can’t stop to indulge it.
Good news: the old cooking chocolate seems to be helping. ;)Here, have a cup of gravy on the house ☕
Ta! glug
Shit neighbours are having a loud bluey outside.
Time to go out there and glare at them.
Yes, I’ve done it before.
Yes, they’re scared of me.
Oi! Knock it off ya feral cunts!
More like ‘Shut the fuck up, or I’ll fuck you both up’
They got the message.
Hehhhhbahahhaa yesssss - true chaotic good dad-energy
Rest of the neighbours will back me up 100% but they need a large person (me) to initiate.
Ooooo let me translate that for you into bogan.
Garn which one of you cunts wants a knuckle sammich? Who wants to smell the cheese?
I’m okay with boganese.
They’re very brave until they get close enough to judge the size difference.
Got a ‘Sorry mate, we’re alright’ from it.
The dude looked genuinely worried that his arse was mine.
Methinks we’re friends now.
Oi wadaya fink this is? Fuckin’ bush week ya fuckin mongrels.
My neighbour had been doing tons of loud renos at all hours for months . He seems to have stopped the past week or so. Thankfully.
Other neighbours were starting to shout at him 😬
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Honey lemon tea, miso soup, and your best antiviral tonic
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I could go a good hot goat curry. And some lime pickle please.
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That ought clear my head! Thanks.
Hi chef. Unfortunately I’m feeling a little under the weather today. Perhaps some chicken soup?
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Cake & coffee please.
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Thanks.
Homemade Anzac biscuits and a decaf cap with 2 sugars. Thanks 😁
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@Seagoon_ @melbourne So I stopped by Priceline while I was at the shops to pick up some foundation.
On my way home, I noticed that I got the one that’s a shade darker than I normally get.
Then when I got home, I realised that I had made the exact same mistake last time.
The moral of the story? If you’re going to be a careless idiot, it pays to at least be consistent.
I can’t help stupidity but I can tell you if you mix a little foundation with moisturiser it should be alright to use if you don’t want to return it.
@CEOofmyhouse56 Thanks, that’s a really great tip 😊
The good news is that the next shade up still works, and most days I only go for fairly light coverage.
Someone has jettisoned the motivation module. I have notified Mission Control and initiated a strong cappuccino procedure.
Roger that.
Caffeine procedure failed; now wired but still unmotivated. Please advise…
@anotherspringchicken @useless_modern_god @melbourne If it’s any consolation, I’m feeling much the same way.
Meanwhile, wifey is in the other room tapping away at her keyboard. At least someone in this house is being somewhat productive…
Boot up daydream sequence.
We will retrieve you on the next burn to match orbital velocity.
When my husband and I started going out together, sometime last century, we would grab some f&cs and sit in a park somewhere. We’d declare it “International Fish & Chip Saturday Day”. So my question of the day is what would your International celebration day be and when?
I read that ampersand as censorship and wondered how you could grab some fucks and sit in a park.
Oh dear. I can see that.
If I could go it it’d be every Friday and I’d definitely do a stacked burger to my liking.
Double Patties, lots of cheese, bacon and various sauces.
International Double Meat Double Cheese Double Bacon Double Extras Friday Day.
@CEOofmyhouse56 @Duenan @melbourne For wifey and I, it’s wine and pizza night every Friday.
(Except tonight of all nights — we’re having Korean food for take away.)
International Stay Home and Get Pissed Party Friday Day.
Do you have a go to pizza?
@Duenan @melbourne I usually go for margherita, and wifey (ironically) gets the bacon cheeseburger.
We’ve got a really good local Italian, but it’s pricey. So whether we go there or Domino’s depends on whether it’s pay week or not.
@Duenan @melbourne Also, Korean take away has been pushed back until tomorrow.
So it’s a wine and pizza night 🍕🍷
And we’re getting it from the good Italian place
traditional Aussie hamburgers with the lot , chips on side, by the beach, on a nice Tuesday because Tuesday is never as busy
I like that idea! Ps don’t wear white pants or be prepared to sit unladylike.
