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BitingChaos@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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BitingChaos@lemmy.world to me_irl@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    And microwaves. Why haven’t they made one with a “silent” mode?

    • JusnJusn@lemmy.world
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      On some models the button press beeps can be muted by holding the number 2 button down for a few seconds. Worked on my michael wave.

      • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world
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        Hold number 2 for Micheal to wave.

      • Hextic@lemmy.world
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        I’ve heard this before. Sadly my Walmart cheapo brand does not.

    • MusketeerX@lemmy.world
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      So true!

  • Bakachu@lemmy.world
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    Everyone knows it’s only ever fully closed upon transportation from grocery store to house. Once it’s opened that lid always stays cracked open for easy access.

    If you’re fully closing that lid every time you deserve that alarm going off lol.

  • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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    There is a way to open it quietly:
    image/jpeg Image link for compatibility

    • tourist@lemmy.world
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      Forever-chemical flavoured air 🤤

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    Use this information to your advantage during midnight assassination missions if your target has a sweet tooth and you’ve left the silencer at home.

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      I’m sure this advice will come in handy sooner or later.

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    For me its how my footsteps are always louder at night

    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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      That one creaky floorboard suddenly gets a 20 db boost

  • lemmyshmemmy@lemmy.world
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    Illegal late night snacks🤤

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    Why would you open an empty cake box late at night?

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