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Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world to Comedy Heaven@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    I love how he felt the need to explain the joke.

  • ooterness@lemmy.world
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    Needs more JPEG.

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    That’s not an ice cream scoop, that’s a disher

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      https://www.coles.com.au/product/coles-ice-cream-scoop-1-each-4150504

      It’s an ice cream scoop mate, just one with a disher mechanism. One of the earliest ice cream scoops to be patented was the “Ice Cream Mold and Disher”

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoop_(utensil)

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        This frood scoops.

  • Aradina [They/Them]@lemmy.ml
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    I distinctly remember my mother emailing me this meme in 2009

  • Philing_Good@lemmy.world
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    I scream scoop***

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      I hardly ever do anymore now that we figured out the right medicine combo.

  • Darth_Mew@lemmy.world
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    I remember about 10 years ago I called TMZ with a “hot tip”. dude was salivating at the mouth for the juicy deets. told him the tip of this dik and he chuckled and said “nice one” and hung up.

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