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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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Your king is drinking fruit juices to treat prostate cancer. You are routinely dog walked by your former colony. Your navy is in shambles. Your buildings rot and decay.

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Your king is drinking fruit juices to treat prostate cancer. You are routinely dog walked by your former colony. Your navy is in shambles. Your buildings rot and decay.

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Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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https://twitter.com/Conservatives/status/1775882749921911191

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  • BelieveRevolt [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Second most powerful country in the world? Powerful self-own.

    Imagine bragging about being the second best at anything, Pepsi doesn’t call itself the second most popular cola drink in their ads.

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      They’re objectively not even the second most powerful country in Europe if you count Russia.

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      Are they saying they’re more powerful than China? Fucking joke lmao they barely crack the top ten atp

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        • Des [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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          now i’m craving some kind of modern naval battle scenario game and want this as the “fleet matchup” screen

  • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Your rivers, full of shit.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Wait is he seriously doing the Jobs bit of a fruit cleanse to treat cancer? We LITERALLY have the internet and you can google what happened to Steve Jobs for free and yet here we are.

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      Pretty sure he’s never used the internet, he has servants to do that for him.

      So critical support to the servants, I guess.

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        “it worked great for steve jobs!”

    • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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      Smh Steve just didn’t drink enough juice. The NHS must fund the king’s medically necessary bottles of orange juice from whole foods.

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      It’s tough for him to use a keyboard with his giant Italian sausage fingers

      My man’s hands looking like bunches of pink bananas.

    • Zuzak [fae/faer, she/her]@hexbear.net
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      He tried googling Steve Jobs but all he got were a bunch of memes telling him to ligma balls, proving once again that posting is praxis ligma-1ligma-2

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      He’s also a big fan of homeopathy

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    Your plan for reelection is to murder trans people and badgers to distract from your cartoonish incompetence, you fucking devil.

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    did they include a picture of an american jet? hahaha

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    deleted by creator

  • RION [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    The UK is as strong as ever

    Britain is the second most powerful country in the world

    “the sun never sets on the british empire, but only because we were never that strong to begin with”

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    It rules that the king will die and seemingly in a funny way

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      How long before there’s a four year old king/queen of Britain?

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        A while. Georgie is 11 now, and I assume knows his colours at this age. So he’s already very well-suited to implementing the TERF Empire’s will.

        us-foreign-policy

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    You do not produce steel

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    I’ve always thought King Charles should be more like Steve Jobs

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    Fortunes do change fast in a century. Going from decrying the so-called “Sick Man” of Europe to becoming one. History never lacks those karmic ironies.

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    It would be funny if i didn’t live here

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    Who does Number 2 work for

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    Their monarch will die again soon.

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      And it shall be a glorious day for England, and therefore the world.

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    building the medieval socialist utopia out of News from Nowhere because you fucked up your economy so bad you had to abandon industrial civilization

    Really looking forward to visiting the UK in ten years or so.

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