zencat@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前Australian man and his dog survive months at sea eating raw fish and rainwaterwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1214
arrow-up1214external-linkAustralian man and his dog survive months at sea eating raw fish and rainwaterwww.independent.co.ukzencat@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前message-square12fedilink
minus-squareYendor@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 年前Didn’t you read the article bro? There’s no rent in international waters, and he ate free fish and rainwater. Crisis over!
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 年前Now for the bad news: he ate the last of the fish.
minus-squareentropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 年前Too late, we all are. Lovecraft was wrong, it’s not fish people, but plastic people we have to worry about
minus-squareandrai@feddit.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 年前The same way one eats soup, with a spoon if you’re feeling fancy or else just slurping it.
Didn’t you read the article bro? There’s no rent in international waters, and he ate free fish and rainwater.
Crisis over!
Now for the bad news: he ate the last of the fish.
Or he is now half man half plastic…
Too late, we all are. Lovecraft was wrong, it’s not fish people, but plastic people we have to worry about
How does one eat water, though?
The same way one eats soup, with a spoon if you’re feeling fancy or else just slurping it.